(Ok i first want to say that i suck at spelling so knowing that i dont want to hear anything about it)Omg im the biggest dipshit in the world. I was at this chineese restraunt and i was having crab legs and trying to get the shell off, i fucking cut my thumb!! Who in the hell cuts themselves trying to eat seafood??(well besides me i guess)And then i tryed sushi....it tasted funny and not ha ha funny. I hate the taste of seaweed so that could have been it. I discoved this cake roll up thingy with cream inside and it was soooo good

I ate like ten of them. Im pretty sure that when the waitress would walk by she told the other waitress in chineese ">.>Stupid fatass americans" I would bet money on it. They probably poisoned my food too...lol. That would be funny if i just randomly dropped dead.....hehehehe
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"Hey! Stop banging eachother under the table!!!"
Sephiroth: Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
Cloud: ...Barrett!!!
Sephiroth:
Help my egg [link]
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A good friend would come to bale you out of jail if you got arrested but a best friend would be right next to you and say"Damn...WE SCREWED UP!!"
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get caught in jet engines
DAMMIT I CANT SPELL ANYTHING!!!
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My name is Rod, and I like to party.
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A good friend would come to bale you out of jail if you got arrested but a best friend would be right next to you and say"Damn...WE SCREWED UP!!"
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get caught in jet engines
DAMMIT I CANT SPELL ANYTHING!!!
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My name is Rod, and I like to party.
....... hell i do that know XD
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A good friend would come to bale you out of jail if you got arrested but a best friend would be right next to you and say"Damn...WE SCREWED UP!!"
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get caught in jet engines
DAMMIT I CANT SPELL ANYTHING!!!
but she shall be slap happy drunks together,...right?
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My name is Rod, and I like to party.
(Sorry its late lol)
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Hyperactive random kiddo' *thumbs up*
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A good friend would come to bale you out of jail if you got arrested but a best friend would be right next to you and say"Damn...WE SCREWED UP!!"
Eagles may soar in the clouds but weasels never get caught in jet engines
DAMMIT I CANT SPELL ANYTHING!!!
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